Pay as you go potty on airplanes?
Pay as you go potty on airplanes?
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- John LMBZ06
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So many questions about Pay-Per-Flush, I can't hold it in any longer...
If airlines charge for drinks and using the restroom on the plane...isn't that double billing? What is this, Russia?
If I purchase an alcoholic beverage, could the beer can double as a free coupon to use the can? I'm looking at you, beer sponsors.
If I've got to go and I've got no dough, what would be the TSA penalty for say, leaving an unauthorized present in the barf bag found in the seat pocket? Oh to see the flight attendant's face when she opened up that gift.
Will there be an up-charge for going #2? And is toilet paper extra? If so, if the TP costs more than a dollar, wouldn't it be better just to wipe with the dollar? Might want to rethink passing out the honey roasted peanuts too...just saying.
If airlines are going to charge to use the lavatory, will they also have fancy restroom attendants to hand you a moist towelette and perhaps interest you in a spritz of cologne, gurgle of mouth wash, or stick of gum.
And finally, is Southwest Airlines ready to launch their "Pee 4 Free" Campaign? You know they won't succumb to the nonsense.
If airlines charge for drinks and using the restroom on the plane...isn't that double billing? What is this, Russia?
If I purchase an alcoholic beverage, could the beer can double as a free coupon to use the can? I'm looking at you, beer sponsors.
If I've got to go and I've got no dough, what would be the TSA penalty for say, leaving an unauthorized present in the barf bag found in the seat pocket? Oh to see the flight attendant's face when she opened up that gift.
Will there be an up-charge for going #2? And is toilet paper extra? If so, if the TP costs more than a dollar, wouldn't it be better just to wipe with the dollar? Might want to rethink passing out the honey roasted peanuts too...just saying.
If airlines are going to charge to use the lavatory, will they also have fancy restroom attendants to hand you a moist towelette and perhaps interest you in a spritz of cologne, gurgle of mouth wash, or stick of gum.
And finally, is Southwest Airlines ready to launch their "Pee 4 Free" Campaign? You know they won't succumb to the nonsense.
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