If you hate Country Music, check this out

[mrsb]

I am sitting here, too lazy to change the channel and Gretchen Wilson is on the telly singing. Had to google the song that was playing to find out who it was. I must be really bored when I google stupid sh*t like "I hate country music". But this site came up and I am laughing my *ss off, tears running down my face.

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Poi ... untry.html

Enjoy

[Bandit]

Stupid alright.

[mrsb]

Sure, as soon as I post that, you show up.

Someone has to stir this pot.

You have to admit, those titles are funny.

[California Girl]

I'm dyin' here! I happen to remember the words to "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?"

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overight?
Does your mother say don't chew it and you swallow it in spite?
You catch it on your tonsils and you heave it left and right,
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Now THAT'S stupid! Almost as stupid as me remembering the words!

Hey Bandit! Whereya' been?

[kellyanna]

So funny!

[Bandit]

Hey...where'd you get tha hat?

[mrsb]

Hey Bandit,
I think I found something of yours.... your sense of humor. Lighten up!
MrsB (what do you think the B stands for?)

[MrB]

Speaking of country music....I noticed that there was a post about the comfortable relationship with someone who stays on STJ named Kenny who is supposed to be famous in some way. I sat scratching my head having no clue what it was about, I thought maybe it was Kenny at the Quiet Mon, until MrsB told me it was a country singer.

Maybe this guy gets such an easy time because no one knows who he is? I wouldn't know the dude from Adam, and I know a LOT about music and musicians. That just goes to show you... Country ain't music.