At Home with the Chickens

California Girl · Post by **California Girl** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:44 pm

Ahhh... the zen of chicken trapping!

donkey-boy · Post by **donkey-boy** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:43 pm

LMG wrote:Become ONE with the chickens, my friend!

you could go to jail for that# ~db~

DELETED · Post by **DELETED** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:13 pm

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StJohnRuth · Post by **StJohnRuth** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:10 am

Okay, a revised plan.
Until Bug gets here with the BB gun, I will sit in the back yard with a sock monkey hanging from my neck and whisper "Go to Joshie's yard".
Thank you all for your advice in this matter.
- Ruth

lprof · Post by **lprof** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:58 am

Can these forum folks solve problems or what...

Joshie · Post by **Joshie** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:42 am

Puddlejumper · Post by **Puddlejumper** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:02 pm

Ruth
someone told me to catch chickens, you feed them rum soaked bits of bread bread. The chicken will be drunk enough he can be caught, then you can take it over to Joshie's! But try Cabela's to order a bb gun. My neighbor did. I really like that neighbor now.

StJohnRuth · Post by **StJohnRuth** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:51 pm

Aha! Thank you Puddlejumper. That could work.

As far as taking them to Joshie's, that won't work. The chickens that came from his place do not want to go back and refuse to tell me where he lives. Their feathers are a little ruffled because they are apparently the only birds he doesn't appear to like. (They called him "That Crazy Bird Guy.")

Wakey · Post by **Wakey** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:00 pm

Ruth, I would be happy to mail you some assorted KFC wrappers & bags to put in the yard.

That should do it

ifloat · Post by **ifloat** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:31 pm

What do iguanas eat?

djmom · Post by **djmom** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:34 pm

This got me thinking-St John could use a new restaurant--Ruth, maybe you should see if they will let you get a franchise.

anyone remember this?
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/ ... ken/229063

Joshie · Post by **Joshie** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:38 pm

djmom · Post by **djmom** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:45 pm

Wakey,

All I can say is that is a very disturbing picture.

Wakey · Post by **Wakey** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:04 pm

DJ & Joshie, blame the interwebs, I'm merely the messenger

bevm · Post by **bevm** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:31 pm

The Colonel's sporting a tremendous woody in that picture! I have this sudden urge for KFC and I don't know why....

usvi-on-line

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