Does STJ make my fingernails grow faster?

[tochin]

How bout Petroglyptis?

[54b]

How bout Petroglyptis?

Hmmm, sounds rare, contagious and most important, deadly....I like it

[augie]

If you see a white guy with gray deadlocks on STJ next year, then it must be true...

[54b]

If you see a white guy with gray deadlocks on STJ next year, then it must be true...

Sweet...move over Ziggy and make room for Bob's lesser known, tone deaf, albino son, Augie Marley

[augie]

If you see a white guy with gray deadlocks on STJ next year, then it must be true...

Sweet...move over Ziggy and make room for Bob's lesser known, tone deaf, albino son, Augie Marley

Don't forget "dance impaired" ...

[shoemak38]

Don't forget "dance impaired" ...

[EagleRayLover]

If you see a white guy with gray deadlocks on STJ next year, then it must be true...

Sweet...move over Ziggy and make room for Bob's lesser known, tone deaf, albino son, Augie Marley

Don't forget "dance impaired" ...

Important not to forget dance impaired!!

[54b]

Don't forget "dance impaired" ...

Ha ha, you and me both.

[betsyv]

I like "CON-TRUNK-TIVITIS"...lol

Too funny!...

[LynnieGirl]

If you see a white guy with gray deadlocks on STJ next year, then it must be true...

Sweet...move over Ziggy and make room for Bob's lesser known, tone deaf, albino son, Augie Marley

Don't forget "dance impaired" ...

Whew! You boys are getting me all twitterpated with excitement. Nothing like a gray, dreadlocked, dance impaired, albino, tone deaf Marley Man to turn a girl on! Of course if the Marley Man is suffering from a bad case of Mongoose Flu brought on by an onset of Mad Donkey Disease which derived from having Blue Tengue Fever that was contracted during the Grootpandemic, that just makes it all worth it...It must be LOVE! Either that or I'm suffering from a bad case of CON-TRUNK-TIVITIS!

[betsyv]

If you see a white guy with gray deadlocks on STJ next year, then it must be true...

Sweet...move over Ziggy and make room for Bob's lesser known, tone deaf, albino son, Augie Marley

Don't forget "dance impaired" ...

Whew! You boys are getting me all twitterpated with excitement. Nothing like a nothing like a gray, dreadlocked, dance impaired, albino, tone deaf Marley Man to turn a girl on! Of course if the Marley Man is suffering from a bad case of Mongoose Flu brought on by an onset of Mad Donkey Disease which derived from having Blue Tengue Fever that was contracted during the Grootpandemic, that just makes it all worth it...It must be LOVE! Either that or I'm suffering from a bad case of CON-TRUNK-TIVITIS! [/quote]

[54b]

Betsy, if you thought that was exciting, wait until you find out that I've made the big decision to donate the fingernails I grew on STJ to science.

As for why I still have the fingernails I grew on STJ, my therapist said I don't have to talk about it if I don't want to...

[betsyv]

I was just quoting LynnieGirl,
But I have to say it would be a sight to see...lol

[Capn Dan and Ruby]

It's official, we need to name this abnormal growth phenomenon...if we don't name it, some other tool like Thomas Edison will get credit for it...history is merciless...trust me, I'm in Marketing.

Possible Names Include But Are Not Limited To:

ST. JAUNDICE

TEKTITUS

WADSWORTH'S REVENGE (I warned you to put the Christ of the Caribbean back up on Peace Hill where you found it)

BLUE TENGUE FEVER

MONGOOSE FLU

MAD DONKEY DISEASE

GROOTPANDEMIC

CON-TRUNK-TIVITIS

These are too funny!!! You amaze me 54b!
Actually every one in my group burned up some razors while there! And if you look at Capn Dan and Mr. GHM the baldness is only 1/2 natural!